This is mostly crap that people have forwarded to me.
Some jokes and some other stuff. 
I don't think the stuff here is copyrighted but I could be wrong.

 Name                                 Size  Description

 oj_joke.txt                             1k  my favorite O.J. joke
 creating_a_1px_gif_with_perl.txt        1k  
 limericks.txt                           1k  a few limericks
 jonah_and_the_whale.txt                 1k  Jonah and the whale joke
 church_mice.txt                         1k  joke about getting rid of church mice
 cop_on_the_horse.txt                    1k  the cop on the horse and kid on the bike
 bill_gates.txt                          1k  Bill Gates joke
 blind_guy_tells_blonde_joke.txt         1k  blonde joke
 gw_wants_to_help_america.txt            1k  George Bush asks previous presidents for advice
 gw_and_the_queen.txt                    1k  George Bush meets Queen Elizabeth
 this_spitting_in_shoes.txt              1k  joke about rivals on airplane
 a_love_story.txt                        1k  joke where guy has three wife choices
 osama_valentine.txt                     1k  girl wants to give Bin Laden a valentine
 talking_dog_for_sale.txt                1k  funny talking dog for sale joke
 mm_breeding.txt                         2k  story of m&m evolution
 speeding_tickets.txt                    2k  how to get out of speeding tickets
 the_driver_by_james_dickey.txt          2k  a favorite poem: The Driver by James Dickey
 10_bad_jokes.txt                        2k  ten bad one-liners
 trivia.txt                              2k  list of random trivia
 tapeworm.txt                            2k  how to get rid of a tapeworm
 putting_things_in_perspective.txt       2k  one of those forwards with inspirational statistics
 work_rules.txt                          3k  new employment rules
 waving_to_other_motorcyclists.txt       3k  funny story about waving to other motorcyclists
 dr_laura.txt                            3k  funny letter about Dr. Laura
 dumb_questions.txt                      4k  questions only dump people would ask
 job_poop.txt                            5k  types of poop
 gygi.html                             147k  large color ascii-art image of Dr. Gygi with a mullet